We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthday with a light hearted jab at their featured skill in the form of a greeting card! We don’t recommend handing this out a family birthday party, unless you really are that savage…
A2 size (4¼" x 5½")
Professionally printed full color on 130lb recycled paper
Includes Kraft brown envelope
Designed in Chicago and printed in the USA
Packaged in plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend free envelope
Pair with a Feminist as Fuck Sticker because any lady who proudly blows that much is OBVIOUSLY a raging feminist as well ;)
In order to do good by design, over 5% of profits annually are donated to deserving organizations. Past recipients include Planned Parenthood, EMILY’S List, National Network of Abortion Funds, Black Futures Lab, and more.