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Birthday Blows

Birthday Blows

Regular price $6.00
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  • Blank Inside
  • A2 Size
  • Kraft envelope

We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthday with a light hearted jab at their featured skill in the form of a greeting card! We don’t recommend handing this out a family birthday party, unless you really are that savage…


  • A2 size (4¼" x 5½")

  • Blank Inside

  • Professionally printed full color on 130lb recycled paper

  • Includes Kraft brown envelope

  • Designed in Chicago and printed in the USA

  • Packaged in plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend free envelope

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In order to do good by design, over 5% of profits annually are donated to deserving organizations. Past recipients include Planned Parenthood, EMILY’S List, National Network of Abortion Funds, Black Futures Lab, and more.