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Birthday Blows

Regular price $5.50
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We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthday with a light hearted jab at their featured skill in the form of a greeting card! We don’t recommend handing this out a family birthday party, unless you really are that savage…

  • A2 size (4¼" x 5½")

  • Blank Inside

  • Professionally printed full color on 130lb recycled paper

  • Includes Kraft brown envelope

  • Designed in Chicago and printed in the USA

  • Packaged in plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend free envelope

Pair with a Feminist as Fuck Sticker because any lady who proudly blows that much is OBVIOUSLY a raging feminist as well ;)

In order to do good by design, over 5% of profits annually are donated to deserving organizations. Past recipients include Planned Parenthood, EMILY’S List, National Network of Abortion Funds, Black Futures Lab, and more.